Monday, February 26, 2007

Problem Solved

I haven't found Al Gore's phone number yet, so anyone with it handy let me know because I've got a breakthrough to share. Two wheels = the answer.

I have two means of transportation in my garage, a bicycle and a motorcycle. Both are part of the anwser. My motorcycle gets ridiculously better gas milage than even a hybrid and the bicycle obviously is much much better than that. Less tires to make, you don't have to mess with windows, no a/c, smaller parking spaces = smaller parking lots = more green space. You can even make narrower highways. Also, added bonus, you'd get a lot of the senior citizens off of the roads.

Not physically able to drive a motorcycle? Two words: sidecar.

2 comments:

bb said...

I'm game, but you might meet some resistance in the northern (or as I like to call them, colder) states. Also, can you put a child seat in a sidecar? Just wondering... thought I'd do some research before springing the idea on the wife.

Evil Schmoo said...

I'm sure the brothers at ABATE would support you ...

I love ABATE. I've not yet seen a state chapter that actually agrees what their name stands for. I've seen "A Brotherhood", "American Bikers", "Arizona Bikers", and the fore-linked "Alliance of Bikers".

Talk about your single-issue voters.

God Bless America.